About 4 weeks ago...
Roughly 4 weeks back, there's me, driving to work at 5:45am. Minding nothing else but my own business, singing to the radio and getting mind-set for work. AND OUT OF THE BLUE! 
BANG!
Into the top right hand side of my reflective, non-scratched, windscreen flys a pigeon!
Now, okay, I can give in and say that the pigeon didn't set out his early morning to fly into a Rover 25. buuuut, from that day on until about 2 days previous, pigeons have had this magnetic pull to my car. They'd fly down and land in FRONT of the car and wait for me to stop. (Or if my days been busy, beep my horn)
I believe, NO, I know! Pigeons have it in for me...
So, when I'm walking down the road and I see a pigeon, I walk up behind it, very slowly and shout BEEP BEEP!!!
...Pigeons, Pfft.
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